Praise to the Beard

Oh, the mighty beard. That proud symbol of ultimate manhood and virility. Those who can grow beards do so with pride, knowing that they are true men, fighting their battles head-on and with confidence and authority. Those who lack the ability to grow even the most modest of beards cannot do anything but cower in the darkness, fearful of having to meet their worldly challenges bare-faced, as if they were no more mature than a worthless juvenile, or a young child.

 By Adam from

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